Happy Birthday to me....

[WCBias]

3:40 a.m., I've been wide awake laying in bed for an hour and a half because my 2-year old scream dreams bloody murder like a chick with turrets. Still have a nyquil buzz but I just took some more because I don't really want to hang out here until daylight, there's nothing good on HBO, maybe I'll get a pay-per-view. Porn doesn't even sound good right now. It's NBA Allstar weekend here in vegas, I'm guessing 24,379 bitches are getting pounded doggy style right at this moment less than 10 minutes from my house. Four of them by Barkley and Jordan. Another 20,000 to 30,000 are going to get it within the next five hours. Maybe I should go to Spearmint Rhino? My wife and I are going out tomorrow night, maybe for my birthday she'll bring home a hot bitch and let me jerk off in the corner while they dildo each other.

Today I am 41 years old.

 

[billhill999]

3:40 a.m., I've been wide awake laying in bed for an hour and a half because my 2-year old scream dreams bloody murder like a chick with turrets. Still have a nyquil buzz but I just took some more because I don't really want to hang out here until daylight, there's nothing good on HBO, maybe I'll get a pay-per-view. Porn doesn't even sound good right now. It's NBA Allstar weekend here in vegas, I'm guessing 24,379 bitches are getting pounded doggy style right at this moment less than 10 minutes from my house. Four of them by Barkley and Jordan. Another 20,000 to 30,000 are going to get it within the next five hours. Maybe I should go to Spearmint Rhino? My wife and I are going out tomorrow night, maybe for my birthday she'll bring home a hot bitch and let me jerk off in the corner while they dildo each other.

Today I am 41 years old.

God bless you WC.
And happy fucking 41st you dried up old windbag fart ya.

Enjoy your day,
all the best, from Bill and Billsgirl.

 

[MIKEY.1TIME]

play $10 double diamond machine at your favorite spot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY and thank me later

 

[C-LO]

Happy bday bro. My wifes is also today she is 26. Gotta go spend some of that green.

 

[glenrobinson]

Happy B-day -

 

[TescoVee]

better not let the wife out this weekend. she might find a 6 foot 11 bball player with 10 inches of limp dick. you will still be in your corner spot but watching the action through your tears as she is making noises that arent humanly possible.

happy bday bro. your posts are always worthy of reading. esp in the RR

 

[Arodd]

happy birthday big dawg

make sure you see live anal dildo show tonight. but make your wife beat you off in the corner until you're ready to bust, then jump on stage and spew all over the audience. "Thank me later."

 

[roach23]

Happy bday WC

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Happy birthday man.

You should ask your wife if, for your present, she lets you watch her get anus destroyed by a black guy.

Then kill yourself.

I'm not sure why that'd make a good present...but it just sounds like something you'd be into.

 

[royboy_3831]

Happy B-Day big guy...

 

[CaptainBone]

Happy Bday

 

[ChrisParadise]

Happy birthday..you do know that in SEC years youd be 52! :missingte

Seriously, have a good day.

 

[WCBias]

Thanks fellas, the RR is a nice home. I just finished the movie I ordered before I passed out last night...Thank you for smoking. Good flick...It really motivated me.

I'm going to the gym now. I can still BP 300 lbs, I can still run 5 miles...I'm gonna do both today. Then I'm going to buy three packs of cigarettes, get dressed up and get my drunk on down on the strip, and if all goes well, come home just sober enough to watch Mika's movie with my wife and play porno drinking games (I always win with Mika because she always takes it in the ass)

41 but still a playa....DAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

 

[Antonioli]

Thanks fellas, the RR is a nice home. I just finished the movie I ordered before I passed out last night...Thank you for smoking. Good flick...It really motivated me.

I'm going to the gym now. I can still BP 300 lbs, I can still run 5 miles...I'm gonna do both today. Then I'm going to buy three packs of cigarettes, get dressed up and get my drunk on down on the strip, and if all goes well, come home just sober enough to watch Mika's movie with my wife and play porno drinking games (I always win with Mika because she always takes it in the ass)

41 but still a playa....DAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!

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I have problem with Mika lately, she hasn't been able to turn me on for weeks now

 

[Journeyman]

hope it's a good one man!

 

[gynecologist]

Go fuck yourself arty:

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I'll bang a Salve slut for you tonight, since its your birthday.

 

[gynecologist]

I'll bang a Salve slut for you tonight, since its your birthday.

They have Salvys over there in the east coast?

 

[xpanda]

Thanks fellas, the RR is a nice home. I just finished the movie I ordered before I passed out last night...Thank you for smoking. Good flick...It really motivated me.

Loved that film, myself.

Happy Birthday, WCB!

:drink::drink:

 

[PatrickMcIrish]

Happy Birthday.